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Database expert runs Doom in SQL with just 5,900 lines of code

The backend is written for the performance-focused, Postgres-compatible RDBMS CedarDB. Much like modern Doom ports, SQLDoom uses two paths: one running at the game's original 35 Hz for handling all ...

"It works on my machine"—9 places where the same code and commands silently take on different meanings depending on where they run

"It works on my machine." I'm sure you've said it or heard it at least once—in code reviews, in chat, or during incident post ...
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Developer Ports Full Doom Engine to SQL, Delivering 60 FPS Gameplay From a Database

Developer Lukas Vogel has released SQLDoom, a port of the classic game Doom that runs almost entirely on SQL queries within the CedarDB ...

Using DuckDB and Marimo to Train AI Once for Monthly Spreadsheet Tasks

IntroductionThe first two days of every month are filled with the same tasks. I open the exported CSV, drop the rows for ...